A woman pulls up to a red light behind ONE
other car. She notices the driver of the
car in front of her is talking on his CELL
phone, and appears to be shuffling through
some papers on the seat beside him. The
light turns GREEN, but the man doesn't
notice the light change...................
The woman begins pounding on her steering
wheel, and yelling at the man to move! The
man doesn't move! The woman is going ballistic
inside her car, ranting and raving at the man,
pounding on her steering wheel and dash......
The light turns YELLOW. The woman begins to
blow the car horn, gives him the finger, then
rolls down her window and begins screaming
curses at the man. The man hearing the
commotion, looks up, sees the YELLOW light,
and accelerates through the intersection just
as the light turns RED........
The woman is beside herself, screaming and is
very frustrated, as she misses her chance to
get through the intersection. As she is still
in mid-rant she hears a TAP on her window, and
looks up into the barrel of a GUN held by a
very serious looking policeman. The policeman
tells her to shut off her car while keeping
both hands in sight. She complies, and is
SPEECHLESS at what is happening. After she
shuts off the engine the policeman ORDERS her
to exit the car with her hands up. The woman
gets out of the car, and the policeman orders
her to turn and place her hands on the car.
She turns, places her hands on the car roof,
and quickly is cuffed, and hustled into the
The woman is too BEWILDERED by the chain
of events to ask any QUESTIONS, and she is
driven to the police station-----where she
is FINGERPRINTED, PHOTOGRAPHED, SEARCHED,
BOOKED, AND PLACED INTO A CELL.
After a couple of hours, a policeman
approaches the cell, and opens the door
for her. She is escorted back to the
BOOKING DESK where the original officer
is waiting with her personal effects.
The policeman hands her the bag
containing her things, and says, "I'm
sorry for this MISTAKE, but you see,
I pulled up behind your car while you
were blowing your horn, and cussing a
blue streak at the car in front of you.
I noticed the "JESUS LOVES ALL OF US"
license plate holder, and the "FOLLOW
ME TO SUNDAY SCHOOL" bumper sticker,
and the chrome plated "CHRISTIAN FISH
EMBLEM" on the trunk, so naturally I
ASSUMED you had STOLEN THE CAR!