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Green Side Up!

A woman wants the inside of her house painted
and she calls a contractor in to help her.
They wander around the house, and she points
out the colors she wants. She says, "Now, in
the living room, I'd like to have a neutral
beige, very soft and warm."

The contractor nods, pulls out his pad of paper
and writes on it. Then he goes to the window,
leans out and yells, "Green side up!"

The woman is most perplexed but she lets it
slide. They wander into the next room. She
says, "In the dining room I'd like a light
white, not stark, but very bright and airy."

The contractor nods, pulls out his pad of
paper and writes on it. Then he goes to the
window, leans out, and yells "Green side up"!
The woman is even more perplexed but still
lets it slide.

They wander further into the next room. She
says, "In the bedroom, I'd like blue. Restful,
peaceful, cool blue."

The contractor nods, pulls out his pad of paper
and writes on it. Then once more he goes to the
window, leans out and yells "Green side up"!

This is too much. The woman has to ask. So she
says, "Every time I tell you a color, you write
it down, but then you yell out the window
'Green side up.' What on earth does that mean?"

The contractor shakes his head and says, "I have
four blondes laying sod across the street."



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