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Never Lie to Mom

Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner.
During the course of the meal, Brian's mother
couldn't help but keep noticing how beautiful
Brian's roommate, Stephanie, was. Mrs. Hester
had long been suspicious of a relationship
between Brian and Stephanie, and this had
only made her more curious. Over the course
of the evening, while watching the two react,
Mrs. Hester started to wonder if there was
more between Brian and Stephanie, than met
the eye.

Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered,
"I know what you must be thinking, but I as-
sure you Stephanie and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian
saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner,
I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it,
do you?"

Brian said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll send
her an e-mail just to be sure." So he sat
down and wrote:

Dear Mother,

I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy
ladle from the house, I'm not saying that
you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the
fact remains that one has been missing ever
since you were here for dinner.

Love, Brian

Several days later, Brian received a letter
from his mother that read:

Dear Son,

I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with
Stephanie, and I'm not saying that you
"do not" sleep with Stephanie. But the
fact remains that if she were sleeping
in her own bed, she would have found
the gravy ladle by now.

Love, Mom


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