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Funny Home Remedies
1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't
panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water
down your throat and presto! The blockage
will be almost instantly removed.
2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while
slicing vegetables by getting someone else
to hold them while you chop away.
3. Avoid arguments with the missus about
lifting the toilet seat by simply peeing
in the sink.
4. High blood pressure sufferers: simply
cut yourself and bleed for a while, thus
reducing the pressure in your veins.
5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your
alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling
over and going back to sleep when you hit
the snooze button.
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large
dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid
to cough.
7. Have a bad toothache? Hit your thumb
with a hammer, then you will forget about
the toothache.
Sometimes We Just Need to Remember What The
Rules of Life Really Are...
You need only two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape.
If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40.
If it moves and shouldn't, use the duct tape.
The five most essential words for a healthy,
vital relationship are "I apologize" and
"You are right."
Everyone seems normal until you get to know
them.
Never pass up an opportunity to potty.
If You Woke up Breathing, Congratulations!
You have another chance!
And Finally... Be Really Good To Your
Family and Friends. You never know when
you are going to need them to empty your
bedpan!
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