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Truisms

A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.

Anyone who thinks old age is golden must not have had a very exciting
youth.

How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to
become a teen-ager who wants to stay out all night?

Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people
a company can operate without.

Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger
than everyone else looks?

Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.

There are no new sins....the old ones just get
more publicity.

There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4AM. ...
It could be a right number.

Think about this..... No one ever says "It's only a game" when their team
is winning.

How come we choose from just two people for president and 50 for Miss
America?

Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will
make him wag his tail.

Learn from the mistakes of others. You won't live long enough to make them
all yourself.

The nicest thing about the future is that it always
starts tomorrow.

If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably
don't have any sense at all.

Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.

You know you're old when you reach down to get the wrinkles out of your
panty hose and realize you aren't wearing any.

I've reached the age where I don't take YES for an answer.



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