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Remember When?


A computer was something on TV,
From a science fiction show.

A window was something you hated to clean.

And ram was the cousin of a goat.

Meg was the name of my girlfriend.

Now they all mean different things.
And that really mega bytes.

An application was for employment.

A program was a TV show.

A cursor used profanity.

A keyboard was a piano.

Memory was something that you lost with age.

A CD was a bank account.

Compress was something you did to the garbage.
(Not something you did to a file)

Log on was adding wood to the fire.

Hard drive was a long trip on the road.

A mouse pad was where a mouse lived.

And a backup happened to your commode.

Cut you did with a pocket knife.

Paste you did with glue.

A web was a spider's home.

And a virus was the flu.

I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper.
And the memory in my head.
I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash.
But when it happens, they wish they were dead.



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